You have got to wonder how someone like Snooki got to be a celeb.  After all Jersey Shore isn’t all that…. right?  From memory I watched a few episodes and thought, what a load of bull sh*t.

So why are we dedicating a post just to her?  We’d like to say she’s a dick, and should turn herself in to the hospital to be put down… kidding.  Any who… check her out at what would be the middle of day totally off her tits… or other known as crunk, gee I wonder how much coke she took.

see her ass falling off a bike here …. and a little while later.. Snooki getting arrested here.